Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

Subtle Butt: Reusable Gas Neutralizers (5 Activated Carbon Fart Pads) - Great Gag Gift, April Fool's

$19.95  in stock
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as of May 16, 2021 4:01 am

Features

  • ODOR FILTER: Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it!
  • DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable & self-adheres to clothing
  • EFFECTIVE: Best selling flatulence pad on the market
  • GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal
  • REUSABLE: Up to 6 months

The Problem

  • SBDs?
  • Cut the cheese?
  • Breaking wind?

Product Information
The Solution is Subtle Butt: reusable gas neutralizers. Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his altitooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great gift idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25" (8.5 cm) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side...

Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)

$12.95  in stock
Amazon.com
as of May 16, 2021 4:01 am

Features

  • ODOR FILTER: Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it
  • DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable and self-adheres to clothing
  • EASY TO USE AND EFFECTIVE
  • GREAT GAG: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant present than actual coal
  • SIZE - 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 inches (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)

Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25 inches (8.5 centimeters) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16 inch thick, you will never know it's there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell.

Using Subtle Butt is easy:
  1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your...

Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don’t let any escape around it. With Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable and self-adheres to clothing. To better stocking stuffer or white elephant present than actual coal.